30 November 2010
Civil Unions
Quote of the Day: Burn Notice
[Fiona and Sarah, the client, have been kidnapped.]
Fiona: [gestures towards Sarah's ear] Can I borrow that?
Sarah: My earring?
Fiona: Your jewel-encrusted lock pick.
Labels: Burn Notice
29 November 2010
Quote of the Day: Daria
Mrs. Manson: Now, Dora, let's see if you can make up a story as vivid as your sister's.
Daria: It's Daria.
Mrs. Manson: I'm sorry... Daria. What do you see in the picture, Dara?
Daria: Um... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
Mrs. Manson: Uh, there aren't any ponies. It's two people.
Daria: Last time I took one of these tests they told me they were clouds. They said they could be whatever I wanted.
Mrs. Manson: That's a different test, dear. In this test, they're people and you tell me what they're discussing.
Daria: Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
Labels: Daria
28 November 2010
Svetty
Speaking of Svetty, here's some other fun stuff:
A "get to know you video" from her Russian team (UMMC Ekaterinburg). It's in Russian, but you can get the general idea.
Her "senior night" at UConn. (From what I've read, this was the first time her parents were able to come visit her, but since she was injured they didn't get to see her play.
Labels: Seattle Storm
Quote of the Day: Serenity
Wash: Inara. Nice to see her again.
Zoe: So... trap?
Mal: Trap.
Zoe: Are we going in?
Mal: Oh, it ain't but a few hours out.
Wash: Yeah, but, remember the part where it's a trap?
Kaylee: But how can you be sure Inara don't just wanna see you? Sometimes people have feelings. And I'm referring here to people.
Mal: You all were watching, I take it?
Kaylee: Yes.
Mal: Did you see us fight?
Kaylee: No.
Mal: Trap!
Labels: Firefly
27 November 2010
Quote of the Day: Ocean's Eleven
Danny: I only lied about being a thief. But I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Labels: movies
26 November 2010
Flash Mob at the Mall
Labels: random silliness
Quote of the Day: Now & Again
Michael: Can I fly?
Dr. Morris: What?
Michael: Can I fly? You know, like, uh, Superman?
Dr. Morris: Mr. Wiseman, over the past 6 months we've performed a complicated series of operations. I'm tempted to call them transplants, but in truth, there is no "you" to transplant them to. Let's call them operations. In fact, let's agree that you have been the recipient of some of the most sophisticated surgical thinking and practice in the history of medicine. In addition, you have been inoculated with and intravenously fed over 700 highly experimental and, I believe extraordinarily promising hormones, steroids and vaccines that also were developed uniquely for you in this project. Now I mention all that because, and I'm embarrassed to admit it, that in the midst of all those surgeries, all those implant procedures, all the beta trials, tests, failures and successes... it just never occurred to any of us to shove a rocket up your ass.
Labels: Now and Again
25 November 2010
Things I'm Thankful For....
From the 2010 All-Star Game, Team USA Coach Auriemma makes a bet with Tina Charles. (My favorite bit is at 0:13, when she says, "Fifty!?!". Also fun: Sue Bird and Diana Taurasi's reactions at 1:38-1:50.)
This is a really awesome Lauren Jackson fanvid. Right at the beginning she imitates the way announcers announce her at the beginning of games. Very cute! Iris: you might recognize the song in the video -- it's the same one used at Storm games.
Here's two radio interviews with Sue Bird. The first is from right before the finals started. The second -- which has two parts -- is from before Game 3 of the finals.
Remember Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals? (Of course you do!) Here's a video from a Storm fan who attended the game in Phoenix!
Speaking of That Game... Here are the full press conferences with Brian Agler and Sue Bird/Lauren Jackson. I'd seen clips before, but not the whole thing.
This is a generic WNBA promo. But isn't that little girl at the beginning the cutest thing you've ever seen? Awwww.....
A blast from the past: Top 10 assists of 2008. Guess who shows up twice? (#4 and #2.)
Another oldie: a quick interview with Lauren Jackson from 2009(?).
Yet another oldie: an interview with Sue Bird, also from 2009(?).
More from 2009: game day with Swin Cash.
The Storm's All-Decade Team.
Last year Iris and I really loved watching Shannon "Pee Wee" Johnson play, but that ended up being her last year. Here's a video the Storm made for her retirement. (At 1:18 there's a picture of her and Swin Cash when they both played for the Detroit Shock!)
Going waaaaay back the past: The 2005 All-Star Game "Skills Challenge". Becky Hammon vs. Sue Bird. Guess who wins?
Jumping back to recent history, here's the Championship Trophy presentation. Skip to 2:55 when Lauren Jackson is given the Finals MVP award. As soon as Donna Orender brings up the Finals MVP award, Sue Bird immediately looks over at Lauren Jackson and makes a "ooh!" face. (LJ, of course, modestly shakes her head.)
Here's another video I could watch every day.
Labels: Seattle Storm, WNBA
Quote of the Day: Burn Notice
Michael: It seems the people who burned me want me for a job. For now, that's all I got.
Sam: A job? Does it pay?
Michael: More of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
Sam: Ah. I never liked those.
Labels: Burn Notice
24 November 2010
British -> American
Last Sunday the History Channel premiered their version of "Top Gear". It had some good moments, and the race car driver host (Tanner something-or-other) was cool, but still -- what's the point?
I guess time will tell.
Labels: Being Human, Top Gear, TV
Quote of the Day: Supernatural
Bobby: So, we're eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we?
Dean: Well, I sold my soul; I got a year to live. I ain't sweatin' the cholesterol.
Labels: Supernatural
23 November 2010
Snow, part 2
I noticed yesterday that I don't find the snow pretty like I used to.
Compare this week's "Snow" and "Snow, part 2" posts to the ones I wrote in 2005.
I think the '08/'09 storm ruined it for me.
:(
Quote of the Day: Dollhouse
Topher: Do you know where you are?
Priya: I'm in hell.
Topher: You're in Los Angeles. I can understand the mix-up.
Labels: Dollhouse
22 November 2010
Snow
Maybe I won't go in tomorrow.....
Quote of the Day: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Principal Snyder: The first day back [to school]. It always gets me.
Giles: Yes.
Principal Snyder: I mean, it's incredible. One day the campus is completely bare. Empty. The next, there are children everywhere. Like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist.
Giles: I do enjoy these pep talks. Have you ever considered, given your abhorrence of children, that school's principal was not, perhaps, your true vocation?
Labels: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
21 November 2010
I Could Watch This Every Day....
Labels: Seattle Storm
Quote of the Day: Red vs. Blue
[Doc is perplexed by the bizarre behavior of the residents of Blood Gulch.]
Doc: Can I ask you a question? Did they put something in the water here?
Grif: Water? We ran out of water six months ago.
Doc: No water? Then what do you drink?
Grif: Oh, you know, ketchup, uh, soy sauce, gravy... The usual.
Labels: Red vs. Blue
20 November 2010
Why Cookies?
She asked me why I was baking so many cookies.
I explained that I was in charge of baking the Christmas cookies for my family. I said my mom used to bake them, but now I did.
She still seemed puzzled by this, which leads me to believe that she grew up in a house that did not have homemade Christmas cookies.
Which is just... sad.
Thanks for saving me from that, Mom!
Awww...
Artist Turns His Grandmother into a Superhero
WNBA fan stories
Labels: random silliness, WNBA
Quote of the Day: iCarly
Spencer: Hey, have you ever tried Oystamato?
Carly: No.
Spencer: WORST DRINK EVER! It's a blend of tomato juice and oyster juice.
Carly: You hate tomatoes and oysters.
Spencer: I know.
Carly: So, what made you think you'd like a blend of their juices?
Spencer: I didn't really think it through.
Labels: iCarly
19 November 2010
Trailer for the Doctor Who Christmas Special!
Labels: Doctor Who, holidays
Quote of the Day: Doctor Who
Cathy: Why did you come here anyway?
Sally: I love old things. They make me feel sad.
Cathy: What's good about sad?
Sally: It's happy for deep people.
Labels: Doctor Who
18 November 2010
Doctor Who Christmas
When the SciFi Channel (now called "Syfy", because they're stupid) aired Doctor Who, the Christmas special would air right before the new season (i.e. in the spring).
Last year BBC America starting airing Doctor Who. They showed the 2009 Christmas special on December 26th.
This year, they're going to air it on Christmas Day!
Yay for BBC America!
Labels: Doctor Who, holidays
Quote of the Day: The O.C.
Ryan: I'm not too popular around here. And your boyfriend? A little angry.
Marissa: Oh, and you're telling me you didn't try to hit him back?
Ryan: Actually, I hit him first.
Marissa: Well, hard to believe you're not more popular.
Labels: The O.C.
17 November 2010
Quote of the Day: Farscape
Crichton: Lately, do I seem a little crazy to you?
Aeryn: What do you mean, "lately"?
Labels: Farscape
16 November 2010
It's Official: I've Gone Crazy
(UConn won by one point, extending their winning streak to 80 games.)
(Sue Bird and Swin Cash attended the game!)
Update: Swin Cash tweeted a picture of her & Sue Bird (and another former UConn player, Rita Williams) at the game.
Labels: Seattle Storm, UConn basketball
Craig Ferguson & Doctor Who
Labels: Craig Ferguson, Doctor Who
Quote of the Day: Get Fuzzy
Bucky: Wanna hear a joke? Huh? Rob? Ok, "How many humans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one if it's trained well."
Rob: Bucky, I didn't laugh the first fifty times you told that joke. Why do keep telling it?
Bucky: I figure sooner or later, you'll get it.
Labels: Get Fuzzy
15 November 2010
Finally, We Know the Truth!
Quote of the Day: The Seattle Times
The star-bloated Miami Heat fell to 5-4 with a 112-107 loss to the Celtics on Thursday.
"I feel just awful about it," said absolutely no one living outside of South Florida.
Labels: sports
14 November 2010
Quote of the Day: Leverage
Nate: And what about [your part of the plan]?
Parker: I don't think we can make it in through the main entrance, so I think we need to go up and then make it down, through the roof.
Nate: But you can do it?
Tara: Sure, it's not our part of the plan that's impossible.
Parker: No, it's everything else.
Tara: Yeah, definitely that. But our part, no.
Labels: Leverage
13 November 2010
Christmas Albums
This winter Annie Lennox is releasing a Christmas album. (It's called "Christmas Cornucopia".) I was intrigued, since she has such an interesting, rich voice. When I saw that the songs included "Coventry Carol" (which she calls by its other name, "Lullay Lullay") and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" -- which are probably my two favorite carols -- I was very interested. iTunes doesn't have samples to listen to yet, but Amazon does. Unfortunately, I'm not sure I'm going to like her version of "Coventry Carol". I can only listen to a clip, though. Maybe the whole song is better?
Quote of the Day: Black Adder
Queen Elizabeth: Edmund, quick, quick! Melchett's dying! We must do something!
Blackadder: Well, yes, of course. Some sort of celebration!
Labels: Black Adder
12 November 2010
Well, That Would Have Been ... "Interesting"
Quote of the Day: Big Bang Theory
[Amy has invited herself to Penny and Bernadette's "girl's night".]
Amy: What's the dress code?
Penny: Just wear something comfortable.
Amy: All right. [pause] I'll have to go shopping.
Labels: random silliness, TV
11 November 2010
Alive
Labels: history, The Kids in the Hall
Quote of the Day: Modern Family
Jay: Where's my good underwear?
Gloria: The question is: Why isn't all your underwear good?
Labels: Modern Family
10 November 2010
Wheel of Fortune Whiz!
It's pretty impressive.
Labels: random silliness
Quote of the Day: Sherlock
From "The Great Game" (episode 1.3):
[Watson opens the fridge and finds a human head.]
John Watson: It's a head... A severed head?
Sherlock Holmes: Just tea for me, thanks.
John Watson: There's a head in the fridge!
Sherlock Holmes: Yes...?
John Watson: A bloody head!
Sherlock Holmes: Where else am I supposed to put it?
Labels: Sherlock
09 November 2010
Quote of the Day: Jensen Ackles
TV Guide: Besides the dimples and buff bods, what makes Sam and Dean so hot?
Jensen Ackles: Uh, our director of photography.
Labels: Supernatural
08 November 2010
Marathons
Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to officially register at the Boston Marathon, but according to Wikipedia, Bobbi Gibb had actually run it the year before. She ran it the same year as Kathrine Switzer, too, and finished an hour ahead. Of course, Kathrine Switzer lost some time fighting (yes, really) with an official who tried to pull her off the course.
Labels: history, random weirdness
Quote of the Day: Red Dwarf
Cat: [to Rimmer] What is it?
Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
Cat: [to Lister] What is it?
Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still. So whenever you have a leak, it must preserve whatever it's leaked into, and it's leaked into this room.
Cat: [to Rimmer] What is it?
Rimmer: It's singularity, a point in the universe where the normal laws of space and time don't apply.
Cat: [to Lister] What is it?
Lister: It's a hole back into the past.
Cat: Oh, a magic door! Well, why didn't you say?
Labels: Red Dwarf
07 November 2010
Quote of the Day: Top Gear
James: Now, Alfa-Romeo has launched a replacement for its 156, which is called the 159.
Richard: Oh, actually James, that was launched two years ago.
James: Yes it was, but we weren't paying attention.
Labels: Top Gear
06 November 2010
Heather Morris
Labels: Glee, So You Think You Can Dance
Quote of the Day: Torchwood
Toshiko: You said we weren't allowed to use that again.
Jack: It's just a mind probe.
Ianto: Remember what happened last time you used it?
Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure.
Ianto: Oh, right, their heads must explode all the time.
Labels: Torchwood
05 November 2010
Quote of the Day: iCarly
Freddie: Inside this box is a new piece of technological equipment that's going to blow you guys away.
Carly: What is it?
Sam: Did you buy yourself a robot-girlfriend?
Freddie: I don't need a robot-girlfriend because twenty years from now, I guarantee you that I will be Carly's second husband.
Carly: What happened to my first husband?
Freddie: Nothing you can prove.
Labels: iCarly
04 November 2010
Rolling Eyeballs
Like in the song "Kisses of Fire", they have this line: "Kisses of Fire, burning, burning/I'm at the point of no returning".
Or in the song "When I Kissed the Teacher": "I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher".
And in "What About Livingstone": "Traveling up the Nile/
Putting themselves on test". (To be fair, this one may be a British English vs. American English thing.)
It's not just ABBA, of course. Shakira (who's from Colombia) has a song called "Whenever, Wherever" that has the line: "We can always play by ear".
And in a recent episode of Project Runway, Heidi Klum (who grew up in Germany) was talking to a contestant. The contestant got a little snippy with her and then turned away. Heidi accusingly said, "Are you rolling eyeballs?"
Labels: ABBA, grammar, music, Project Runway
Quote of the Day: Daria
[The school principal, Ms. Li, announces that a modeling agency will be scouting at their high school.]
Daria: Isn't modeling for people who drop out of high school to pursue a career based solely on youth and looks, both of which are inevitably declared dead at age 25?
Ms. Li: Do you have a point, Ms. Morgendorffer?
Jane: And don't fashion people squander their lives loudly worshiping all that is superficial and meaningless while the planet keeps riding a roller coaster to hell?
Ms. Li: Modeling is a competitive field, yes, but the financial rewards are great. As principal, I'd be cheating our student body if I didn't allow them every opportunity to fulfill their potential.
Daria: Excuse me. Can we assume the financial rewards are great for the school as well?
Ms. Li: That is really none of your business!
Daria: But I don't want to miss a lesson in applied economics. I'm trying to fulfill my potential. [Daria innocently grins]
Labels: Daria
03 November 2010
Star Wars Silliness
Quote of the Day: Supernatural
[Dean and Sam are discussing fairy tales.]
Dean: I thought all those things ended with everyone living happily ever after.
Sam: No, no, not the originals. See, the Grimm Brothers stuff was kind of like the folklore of its day, full of sex, violence, cannibalism. It got sanitized over the years and turned into Disney flicks and bedtime stories.
Dean: So you think the murders are what, a re-enactment? That's a little crazy.
Sam: Crazy as what? Every day of our lives?
Dean: Touche.
Labels: Supernatural
02 November 2010
Quote of the Day: Rebecca Lobo
"But two years ago, a year and a half ago, my oldest daughter, who was 4 ½, and my husband was watching UConn men, playing on the television in the living room, and my daughter walked in the room and looked at the TV and said to Steve, 'Are those boys playing?'
And I said, 'Yes.'
And my daughter said, 'I didn’t know boys played basketball.'"
Labels: UConn basketball
01 November 2010
Bits & Pieces
The Storm was picked as "Best Sports Team" by Evening Magazine viewers. (And Sue Bird as "Friendliest Professional Athlete".)
And just for fun: The Hannigan-Denisof Family goes trick-or-treating!
Labels: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, holidays, Seattle Storm
Quote of the Day: Torchwood
PC Andy: Rhys! What are you doing here? It's a crime scene!
Gwen: Oh come on, Andy, Rhys won't blab.
Rhys: [Yeah]! I've kept loads of secrets!
PC Andy: Like what?
Rhys: Like a Time Agency based in Cardiff!
Gwen: It's not based in Cardiff.
PC Andy: Brilliant secret[-keeping]. I ask; you tell. Well done.
Labels: Torchwood