04 May 2014
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iParty with Victorious":
[The group is at a party in a big, fancy house.]
Spencer: Man, someday I would love to have a house like this.
Gibby: Probably want to get a job, then.
Spencer: ...Nah.
[The group is at a party in a big, fancy house.]
Spencer: Man, someday I would love to have a house like this.
Gibby: Probably want to get a job, then.
Spencer: ...Nah.
Labels: iCarly
23 November 2013
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iPity the Nevel" (3.09)
Gibby: So, what's a "karma party"?
Carly: It's a special party where you celebrate the failures and disappointments of your enemies.
Sam: And since Nevel is now the most hated kid in America, we are going to celebrate.
Gibby: So what kind of food do you have at a karma party?
Freddie: Just desserts.
Gibby: So, what's a "karma party"?
Carly: It's a special party where you celebrate the failures and disappointments of your enemies.
Sam: And since Nevel is now the most hated kid in America, we are going to celebrate.
Gibby: So what kind of food do you have at a karma party?
Freddie: Just desserts.
Labels: iCarly
12 November 2013
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iFight Shelby Marx":
Freddie: You been on iCarly.com today?
Carly: No, why?
Freddie: Over 100,000 comments in the past 24 hours.
Carly: 100,000?
Freddie: Yep. Almost all of them about the fight.
Carly: Let me guess: "Carly's a chicken", "Carly's lame", "Carly's a coward"...
Freddie: Most of them weren't that nice.
Freddie: You been on iCarly.com today?
Carly: No, why?
Freddie: Over 100,000 comments in the past 24 hours.
Carly: 100,000?
Freddie: Yep. Almost all of them about the fight.
Carly: Let me guess: "Carly's a chicken", "Carly's lame", "Carly's a coward"...
Freddie: Most of them weren't that nice.
Labels: iCarly
29 October 2013
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iWant More Viewers" (1.02):
Carly: We all know that making a good show is important.
Sam: And so is getting more people to watch.
Carly: So what if we each come up with a cool way to get more people to watch?
Sam: Yeah!
Carly: And we show our ideas to the iCarly audience.
Freddie: And we let them vote on who came up with the best idea?
Carly: Right, like a contest. That way we do a good show, and get more viewers.
Sam: I'm on Carly's team.
Freddie: Whoa -- teams? She said "each". And why do you get to be on Carly's team?
Sam: 'Cause "each" sounds like a lot of work!
Carly: We all know that making a good show is important.
Sam: And so is getting more people to watch.
Carly: So what if we each come up with a cool way to get more people to watch?
Sam: Yeah!
Carly: And we show our ideas to the iCarly audience.
Freddie: And we let them vote on who came up with the best idea?
Carly: Right, like a contest. That way we do a good show, and get more viewers.
Sam: I'm on Carly's team.
Freddie: Whoa -- teams? She said "each". And why do you get to be on Carly's team?
Sam: 'Cause "each" sounds like a lot of work!
Labels: iCarly
01 September 2013
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iReunite with Missy" (2.19):
Freddie: Woah -- you look horrible.
Sam: I'm sick. I feel like butt. Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Freddie: No, I said "Sam, don't lick the swingset," and then you said "Don't tell me what to do, Benson," and then you licked the swingset.
Sam: Whatever. I'm even sicker now then I was then.
Freddie: Woah -- you look horrible.
Sam: I'm sick. I feel like butt. Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Freddie: No, I said "Sam, don't lick the swingset," and then you said "Don't tell me what to do, Benson," and then you licked the swingset.
Sam: Whatever. I'm even sicker now then I was then.
Labels: iCarly
12 August 2013
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iHurt Lewbert" (2.04):
[The kids played a prank on their doorman Lewbert, it went awry, and he was injured. Carly called the hospital to check on him.]
Carly: Lewbert's gonna be okay! ... Well, not okay, but at least back to the way he was before.
Freddie: Good.
Sam: Yeah, we could've been in so much trouble!
Freddie: Can you ever think about anyone but yourself?
Sam: I can, but I choose not to.
[The kids played a prank on their doorman Lewbert, it went awry, and he was injured. Carly called the hospital to check on him.]
Carly: Lewbert's gonna be okay! ... Well, not okay, but at least back to the way he was before.
Freddie: Good.
Sam: Yeah, we could've been in so much trouble!
Freddie: Can you ever think about anyone but yourself?
Sam: I can, but I choose not to.
Labels: iCarly
18 July 2013
Butter Sock!
26 June 2012
Random Debate
12 June 2012
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iHave a Lovesick Teacher":
Ms. Ackerman: You set me up!
Freddie: That's a lie!
Carly: No, we set her up.
Freddie: Oh yeah.
[The FBI takes Ms. Ackerman away in handcuffs.]
Sam: So, now what do we do?
Freddie: Well, we should probably tell Principal Franklin that our teacher was arrested.
Carly: Or we can go ice skating!
Ms. Ackerman: You set me up!
Freddie: That's a lie!
Carly: No, we set her up.
Freddie: Oh yeah.
[The FBI takes Ms. Ackerman away in handcuffs.]
Sam: So, now what do we do?
Freddie: Well, we should probably tell Principal Franklin that our teacher was arrested.
Carly: Or we can go ice skating!
Labels: iCarly
09 June 2012
2001
This is my 2001st post! Such a bummer that #2000 was about another sad Storm loss. Let's make #2001 fun, ok?
How about the theme song mash-up from the iCarly/Victorious crossover? Yeah, that sounds good:
How about the theme song mash-up from the iCarly/Victorious crossover? Yeah, that sounds good:
Labels: iCarly, music, Victorious
14 May 2012
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iPear Store":
[Carly is trying to flirt with a nerdy boy; he is clueless.]
Carly: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Trey: There's a Doctor Who marathon on TV.
Carly: And?
Trey: I'm going to watch it.
Carly: Oh. Well, I wouldn't mind watching a little "Doctor Foo".
Trey: "Who".
Carly: Me.
Trey: No, "Doctor Who".
Carly: I don't know, you brought it up.
Trey: I'm confused.
[Carly is trying to flirt with a nerdy boy; he is clueless.]
Carly: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Trey: There's a Doctor Who marathon on TV.
Carly: And?
Trey: I'm going to watch it.
Carly: Oh. Well, I wouldn't mind watching a little "Doctor Foo".
Trey: "Who".
Carly: Me.
Trey: No, "Doctor Who".
Carly: I don't know, you brought it up.
Trey: I'm confused.
Labels: Doctor Who, iCarly
04 May 2012
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iCook":
Freddie: You're cooking a steak in your locker?
Sam: Well, I'm not going to eat raw meat after what happened last time. Stupid parasites.
Freddie: You're cooking a steak in your locker?
Sam: Well, I'm not going to eat raw meat after what happened last time. Stupid parasites.
Labels: iCarly
02 March 2012
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iQ":
Spencer: I'm at the junkyard, bright and early this morning...
Carly: You sure you didn't wake up at noon?
Spencer: ... So I'm at the junkyard, about 2:30.
Spencer: I'm at the junkyard, bright and early this morning...
Carly: You sure you didn't wake up at noon?
Spencer: ... So I'm at the junkyard, about 2:30.
Labels: iCarly
27 January 2012
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iPromote Techfoots":
Sam: Carly, Freddie, this is my personal chef, Sonya.
Sonya: Yoohoo!
Carly: What?!
Freddie: You hired a personal chef?!
Sam: Well, my mom doesn't feed me... and since I have some real money now, why not? Sonya, make me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes.
Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam!
Carly: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.
Sam: Make that two, Sonya.
Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam!
Freddie: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.
Sam: Tough nubs.
Sam: Carly, Freddie, this is my personal chef, Sonya.
Sonya: Yoohoo!
Carly: What?!
Freddie: You hired a personal chef?!
Sam: Well, my mom doesn't feed me... and since I have some real money now, why not? Sonya, make me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes.
Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam!
Carly: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.
Sam: Make that two, Sonya.
Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam!
Freddie: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.
Sam: Tough nubs.
Labels: iCarly
05 January 2012
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iQ":
[Carly wants to impress a guy she likes...]
Carly: So, I have to learn about boring Russian films and how to speak Mandarin Chinese.
Sam: He speaks Chinese?
Carly: Fluently, and all I know is [in Mandarin Chinese] Wo bu zhi dao!
Freddie: What's that mean?
Carly: I don't know.
Sam: How could you not know what it means?
Carly: I do know. It means "I don't know."
[Carly wants to impress a guy she likes...]
Carly: So, I have to learn about boring Russian films and how to speak Mandarin Chinese.
Sam: He speaks Chinese?
Carly: Fluently, and all I know is [in Mandarin Chinese] Wo bu zhi dao!
Freddie: What's that mean?
Carly: I don't know.
Sam: How could you not know what it means?
Carly: I do know. It means "I don't know."
Labels: iCarly
15 November 2011
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iDate Sam & Freddie":
Freddie: Ok, I wanna know...
Sam: Whatcha wanna know?
Freddie: When you first started to like me.
Sam: Okay. Remember the time I pushed you in front of that bike messenger and he knocked you down and your head hit that fire hydrant?
Freddie: Yes...
Sam: Well, afterwards, when you were laying there, moaning, blood coming out your ear...
Freddie: Yeah...
Sam: I don't know, you looked kinda cute.
Freddie: Aww, then it was worth the hearing loss.
Freddie: Ok, I wanna know...
Sam: Whatcha wanna know?
Freddie: When you first started to like me.
Sam: Okay. Remember the time I pushed you in front of that bike messenger and he knocked you down and your head hit that fire hydrant?
Freddie: Yes...
Sam: Well, afterwards, when you were laying there, moaning, blood coming out your ear...
Freddie: Yeah...
Sam: I don't know, you looked kinda cute.
Freddie: Aww, then it was worth the hearing loss.
Labels: iCarly
24 October 2011
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iHeart Art":
Carly: Hello, people of Earth who own computers!
Sam: Congratulations, you have just signed on to iCarly.com!
Carly: So kick back, take off your socks, and enjoy this fine webcast!
Sam: I'm Carly!
Carly: And I'm Sam! [pause] Wait...
[Carly and Sam switch places.]
Carly: I'm Carly!
Sam: And I'm Sam!
Carly & Sam: We were momentarily confused!
Carly: Hello, people of Earth who own computers!
Sam: Congratulations, you have just signed on to iCarly.com!
Carly: So kick back, take off your socks, and enjoy this fine webcast!
Sam: I'm Carly!
Carly: And I'm Sam! [pause] Wait...
[Carly and Sam switch places.]
Carly: I'm Carly!
Sam: And I'm Sam!
Carly & Sam: We were momentarily confused!
Labels: iCarly
06 October 2011
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iGet Pranky":
[discussing pranks they've pulled]
Sam: What about you?
Carly: What about me?
Sam: [What's the] best prank you ever pulled?
Carly: Oh. Do knock-knock jokes count?
Sam: They don't even count as jokes.
[discussing pranks they've pulled]
Sam: What about you?
Carly: What about me?
Sam: [What's the] best prank you ever pulled?
Carly: Oh. Do knock-knock jokes count?
Sam: They don't even count as jokes.
Labels: iCarly
13 September 2011
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iPromise Not To Tell":
Principal Franklin: Hello, Sam.
Sam: Mornin', Ted.
Principal Franklin: [warningly] Sam...
Sam: [falsely cheerful] Good morning, Principal Franklin!
Principal Franklin: So, Sam. Tell me, what has gotten you into trouble this week?
Sam: Uhh, I got yelled at by Ms. Briggs for failing a quiz.
Principal Franklin: Why did you fail the quiz?
Sam: I didn't know the answers.
Principal Franklin: Right. Anything else?
Sam: Uhh, I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza.
Principal Franklin: Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?
Sam: I found it on the floor; I wasn't gonna eat it.
Principal Franklin: Hello, Sam.
Sam: Mornin', Ted.
Principal Franklin: [warningly] Sam...
Sam: [falsely cheerful] Good morning, Principal Franklin!
Principal Franklin: So, Sam. Tell me, what has gotten you into trouble this week?
Sam: Uhh, I got yelled at by Ms. Briggs for failing a quiz.
Principal Franklin: Why did you fail the quiz?
Sam: I didn't know the answers.
Principal Franklin: Right. Anything else?
Sam: Uhh, I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza.
Principal Franklin: Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?
Sam: I found it on the floor; I wasn't gonna eat it.
Labels: iCarly
06 September 2011
Quote of the Day: iCarly
From "iOMG":
Sam: So...where did you learn to make fudge?
Brad: Oh, my great-grandma taught me.
Sam: She was a good woman, Brad.
Brad: She's still alive...
Sam: Even better.
Sam: So...where did you learn to make fudge?
Brad: Oh, my great-grandma taught me.
Sam: She was a good woman, Brad.
Brad: She's still alive...
Sam: Even better.
Labels: iCarly
