23 March 2013
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Tori Tortures Teacher":
Tori: Where is [our teacher]?
Jade: Maybe he locked himself in a dark closet because you forced him to watch a play that made his whole life seem like a big pile of garbage.
Tori: You know, why don't I just lie on the floor so you can start kicking me?
Jade: ...You have that dream, too?
Tori: Where is [our teacher]?
Jade: Maybe he locked himself in a dark closet because you forced him to watch a play that made his whole life seem like a big pile of garbage.
Tori: You know, why don't I just lie on the floor so you can start kicking me?
Jade: ...You have that dream, too?
Labels: Victorious
13 January 2013
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Robbie Sells Rex":
Andre: You guys worried about Robbie?
Tori: Totally!
Cat: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night last night and just yelled, "What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?"
Tori: And what did you say?
Cat: "I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!"
Andre: You guys worried about Robbie?
Tori: Totally!
Cat: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night last night and just yelled, "What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?"
Tori: And what did you say?
Cat: "I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!"
Labels: Victorious
06 October 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "The Birthweek Song":
Tori: Okay -- birthweek ideas for Trina. Andre, you start us off.
Andre: Cheese.
Tori: Cheese?!?
Andre: Let's not do cheese.
Tori: Robbie?
Robbie: Lotion, or various lotions.
Tori: Cat?
Cat: Well, for my last birthday I thought my parents were going to get me a bike, but then I got home and my brother was cutting off his hair and my mom started yelling and...
Tori: Jade?
Jade: What?
Tori: What should I get Trina for her birthweek?
Jade: Talent.
Tori: Okay -- birthweek ideas for Trina. Andre, you start us off.
Andre: Cheese.
Tori: Cheese?!?
Andre: Let's not do cheese.
Tori: Robbie?
Robbie: Lotion, or various lotions.
Tori: Cat?
Cat: Well, for my last birthday I thought my parents were going to get me a bike, but then I got home and my brother was cutting off his hair and my mom started yelling and...
Tori: Jade?
Jade: What?
Tori: What should I get Trina for her birthweek?
Jade: Talent.
Labels: Victorious
02 September 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Car, Rain & Fire":
Tori: Why are you all sad?
Cat: How do you know I'm sad?
Tori: Well, you're dressed in sad colors, and you were playing a sad song...oh, and you're wearing a button that says, "I'm sad, ask me why."
Tori: Why are you all sad?
Cat: How do you know I'm sad?
Tori: Well, you're dressed in sad colors, and you were playing a sad song...oh, and you're wearing a button that says, "I'm sad, ask me why."
Labels: Victorious
11 August 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Locked Up":
[Menacing guys approach Andre and Beck.]
Andre: We're gonna die!
Beck: Don't act scared.
Andre: I'm not acting!
[Menacing guys approach Andre and Beck.]
Andre: We're gonna die!
Beck: Don't act scared.
Andre: I'm not acting!
Labels: Victorious
02 August 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorous
From "Stuck in an RV":
Jade: WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Tori: Yeah. Thank you, Catherine Obvious!
Trina: ...What?
Tori: I said "Thank you, Catherine Obvious!"
Robbie: [to the others] Did she say "Catherine" Obvious?
Andre: [to Tori] It's "Captain Obvious".
Tori: What?
Jade: The expression is "Thank You, Captain Obvious".
Tori: It's not Catherine?
Trina: No.
Beck: Who would Catherine be?
Tori: Catherine could be a captain....?
Jade: WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Tori: Yeah. Thank you, Catherine Obvious!
Trina: ...What?
Tori: I said "Thank you, Catherine Obvious!"
Robbie: [to the others] Did she say "Catherine" Obvious?
Andre: [to Tori] It's "Captain Obvious".
Tori: What?
Jade: The expression is "Thank You, Captain Obvious".
Tori: It's not Catherine?
Trina: No.
Beck: Who would Catherine be?
Tori: Catherine could be a captain....?
Labels: Victorious
23 July 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Wi-Fi in the Sky":
Cat: What did the young shrimp say when his mother asked why he wouldn't share any of his toys?
Tori: What?
Cat: "Sorry, I'm a little shellfish!" [laughing] Get it? 'Cause shrimp are very self-centered!
Tori: I think the joke is that "shellfish" rhymes with "selfish".
Cat: Oh my god, that's even funnier! [starts laughing again]
Cat: What did the young shrimp say when his mother asked why he wouldn't share any of his toys?
Tori: What?
Cat: "Sorry, I'm a little shellfish!" [laughing] Get it? 'Cause shrimp are very self-centered!
Tori: I think the joke is that "shellfish" rhymes with "selfish".
Cat: Oh my god, that's even funnier! [starts laughing again]
Labels: Victorious
09 July 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Car, Rain, and Fire":
Cat: So you'll drive?
Tori: No.
Cat: Why not?
Tori: I didn't pass my driver's test.
Cat: Why not?
Tori Because I didn't see the old lady in the wheelchair. [Cat gasps.] I signaled before I hit her!
Cat: So you'll drive?
Tori: No.
Cat: Why not?
Tori: I didn't pass my driver's test.
Cat: Why not?
Tori Because I didn't see the old lady in the wheelchair. [Cat gasps.] I signaled before I hit her!
Labels: Victorious
01 July 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Tori and Jade's Playdate":
Tori: I admire how you're never afraid to say what you think.
Jade: That's stupid.
Tori: See?
Tori: I admire how you're never afraid to say what you think.
Jade: That's stupid.
Tori: See?
Labels: Victorious
26 June 2012
Random Debate
23 June 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Terror on Cupcake Street":
[Acting class with their crazy teacher Sikowitz.]
Sikowitz: See? Not so easy to perform a scene when you have a bucket on your head, is it?
Tori: ...No.
André: It's difficult...
Sikowitz: Mm... Yes. Well, class dismissed.
Jade: But we still have more time.
Sikowitz: We do? How much?
Robbie: 55 minutes.
[Acting class with their crazy teacher Sikowitz.]
Sikowitz: See? Not so easy to perform a scene when you have a bucket on your head, is it?
Tori: ...No.
André: It's difficult...
Sikowitz: Mm... Yes. Well, class dismissed.
Jade: But we still have more time.
Sikowitz: We do? How much?
Robbie: 55 minutes.
Labels: Victorious
14 June 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Freak the Freak Out":
[Tori is upset.]
Cat: Hi.
Jade: Hello.
Cat: We brought you frozen yogurt.
Tori: Why? You know, frozen yogurt doesn't solve all the world's problems!
Jade: [to Cat] I told you to bring donuts!
[Tori is upset.]
Cat: Hi.
Jade: Hello.
Cat: We brought you frozen yogurt.
Tori: Why? You know, frozen yogurt doesn't solve all the world's problems!
Jade: [to Cat] I told you to bring donuts!
Labels: Victorious
09 June 2012
2001
This is my 2001st post! Such a bummer that #2000 was about another sad Storm loss. Let's make #2001 fun, ok?
How about the theme song mash-up from the iCarly/Victorious crossover? Yeah, that sounds good:
How about the theme song mash-up from the iCarly/Victorious crossover? Yeah, that sounds good:
Labels: iCarly, music, Victorious
06 June 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "The Wood":
Tori: Your lemonade, sir.
Beck: Thanks. Hey, why's it pink?
Tori: It's pink lemonade.
Beck: I've never seen any pink lemons.
Tori: There are no pink lemons.
Beck: So what makes it pink?
Tori: Well... you know, it's... shut up!
Tori: Your lemonade, sir.
Beck: Thanks. Hey, why's it pink?
Tori: It's pink lemonade.
Beck: I've never seen any pink lemons.
Tori: There are no pink lemons.
Beck: So what makes it pink?
Tori: Well... you know, it's... shut up!
Labels: Victorious
30 May 2012
Quote of the Day: Victorious
From "Beggin' on Your Knees":
Jade: I'm just saying... A dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.
Andre: So, I bet you think Beck is hiding something.
Jade: He was until I found out.
Beck: [confused] What was I hiding?
Jade: That you were born in Canada!
Beck: It wasn't a secret!
Jade: I'm just saying... A dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.
Andre: So, I bet you think Beck is hiding something.
Jade: He was until I found out.
Beck: [confused] What was I hiding?
Jade: That you were born in Canada!
Beck: It wasn't a secret!
Labels: Victorious
