Catching Ducks

From "iPromise Not To Tell":


Principal Franklin: Hello, Sam.

Sam: Mornin', Ted.

Principal Franklin: [warningly] Sam...

Sam: [falsely cheerful] Good morning, Principal Franklin!

Principal Franklin: So, Sam. Tell me, what has gotten you into trouble this week?

Sam: Uhh, I got yelled at by Ms. Briggs for failing a quiz.

Principal Franklin: Why did you fail the quiz?

Sam: I didn't know the answers.

Principal Franklin: Right. Anything else?

Sam: Uhh, I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza.

Principal Franklin: Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?

Sam: I found it on the floor; I wasn't gonna eat it.

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