27 June 2009
Quote of the Week
I'm so excited that Red vs. Blue is back!
Simmons: The Blues are completely undermanned right now. [...] It looks like they have received no reinforcements since the last mission. I need to double-check my numbers, but if it's just Caboose over there, that means we have a four man advantage!
Grif: Ooh! What part do you need to double-check? Is it the part where you counted their guys, or the part where you counted our guys? 'Cause they both sound really tough.
Simmons: Shut up, Grif, no one's talking to you.
Grif: Or, maybe, it was the part where you subtracted one from five! Math can be hard. Hey, Lopez!
Lopez: Si.
Grif: Fire up your calculator unit, we got a doozy!
Sarge: He can't do that. I had to remove that application in order to install a new free app I downloaded. It's a program that could be vital to the morale here at our new base.
Lopez [subtitled]: It makes fart noises.
Sarge: I don't want to spoil it for you boys, but let's just say it's high-larious.
Lopez [subtitled]: Let's just say you're an idiot.
Grif: [to Simmons] Actually, you do need to recount. We don't have five guys, we only have four.
Simmons: We got Donut back.
Grif: You can't count Donut!
Simmons: Why not? He's unconscious right now, but when he wakes up...
Grif: Unconscious? He's been out for three days! I think it's okay to upgrade him to comatose.
Simmons: Well, I think we should count everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity counter.
Grif: Yeah. Because I'd hate to go into battle without Donut.
Simmons: I mean, hell. If I'm counting you as a soldier, I should count the vehicles, some of the bigger rocks we have lying around here... Fuck it, let's give the trashcan a gun!
Grif: At least I can subtract five and one without double-checking!
Simmons: The Blues are completely undermanned right now. [...] It looks like they have received no reinforcements since the last mission. I need to double-check my numbers, but if it's just Caboose over there, that means we have a four man advantage!
Grif: Ooh! What part do you need to double-check? Is it the part where you counted their guys, or the part where you counted our guys? 'Cause they both sound really tough.
Simmons: Shut up, Grif, no one's talking to you.
Grif: Or, maybe, it was the part where you subtracted one from five! Math can be hard. Hey, Lopez!
Lopez: Si.
Grif: Fire up your calculator unit, we got a doozy!
Sarge: He can't do that. I had to remove that application in order to install a new free app I downloaded. It's a program that could be vital to the morale here at our new base.
Lopez [subtitled]: It makes fart noises.
Sarge: I don't want to spoil it for you boys, but let's just say it's high-larious.
Lopez [subtitled]: Let's just say you're an idiot.
Grif: [to Simmons] Actually, you do need to recount. We don't have five guys, we only have four.
Simmons: We got Donut back.
Grif: You can't count Donut!
Simmons: Why not? He's unconscious right now, but when he wakes up...
Grif: Unconscious? He's been out for three days! I think it's okay to upgrade him to comatose.
Simmons: Well, I think we should count everyone. I'm an equal-opportunity counter.
Grif: Yeah. Because I'd hate to go into battle without Donut.
Simmons: I mean, hell. If I'm counting you as a soldier, I should count the vehicles, some of the bigger rocks we have lying around here... Fuck it, let's give the trashcan a gun!
Grif: At least I can subtract five and one without double-checking!
Labels: Red vs. Blue
25 June 2009
EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found out that BBC America is going to air the 2008 Doctor Who Christmas Special on Saturday!!!!!
I'm so excited!!! I was afraid that the specials would never air here. Maybe they'll air the Easter special next!
I'm so excited!!! I was afraid that the specials would never air here. Maybe they'll air the Easter special next!
Labels: Doctor Who
20 June 2009
Happy Father's Day!
19 June 2009
Quote of the Week
Still doing my Angel re-watch. I'm up to Season 4.
Angel: Earlier tonight, the Axis of Pythia was stolen from Chandler's Auction House.
Lilah: Black market. Upscale.
Angel: The thief was, too. What you might call "specialized". The kind that only people like your clients can afford.
Lilah: And you want the name of the buyer. Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands unless they're evil errands.
Angel: Earlier tonight, the Axis of Pythia was stolen from Chandler's Auction House.
Lilah: Black market. Upscale.
Angel: The thief was, too. What you might call "specialized". The kind that only people like your clients can afford.
Lilah: And you want the name of the buyer. Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands unless they're evil errands.
Labels: Angel
17 June 2009
Shoo Fly
16 June 2009
Tuesday
It's Tuesday. He doesn't take heads on Tuesdays.
Labels: Highlander
13 June 2009
Weighty Matters
I only weigh myself every three months. When I did my June weigh-in, I was four pounds less than I was in March.
In fact, I weigh nearly fifteen pounds less than I did a year ago.
Sometimes I can't believe that I'm actually losing weight. Especially when I'm eating a candy bar, cookies, potato chips, etc. But somehow it works! I must be taking in fewer than I'm using.
It's weird. Good, but weird.
In fact, I weigh nearly fifteen pounds less than I did a year ago.
Sometimes I can't believe that I'm actually losing weight. Especially when I'm eating a candy bar, cookies, potato chips, etc. But somehow it works! I must be taking in fewer than I'm using.
It's weird. Good, but weird.
Labels: health
12 June 2009
Quote of the Week
I hate to do two Burn Notice quotes in a row, but...
[Fiona is trying to calm down a woman whose son has been kidnapped.]
Fiona: Patricia, I want you to try something. It's a relaxation exercise I do in situations like this. I want you to close your eyes, breathe deep, and picture a peaceful mountain stream. Can you do that? Then picture yourself drowning the kidnapper in the stream. You're taking a rock from the stream and raising it above your head, and --
Michael: Fi.
Fiona: -- with tremendous force, you're bringing the rock --
Michael: Fi!
[Fiona is trying to calm down a woman whose son has been kidnapped.]
Fiona: Patricia, I want you to try something. It's a relaxation exercise I do in situations like this. I want you to close your eyes, breathe deep, and picture a peaceful mountain stream. Can you do that? Then picture yourself drowning the kidnapper in the stream. You're taking a rock from the stream and raising it above your head, and --
Michael: Fi.
Fiona: -- with tremendous force, you're bringing the rock --
Michael: Fi!
Labels: Burn Notice
10 June 2009
Look What Else Is Back!
So You Think You Can Dance?
It's still a really stupid name for a TV show, but it's still a really great TV show.
Here's an excellent list of some reasons why.
(Can you tell the show aired tonight? No more auditions; we're finally to the good part. Yay!!!)
Here's an excellent list of some reasons why.
(Can you tell the show aired tonight? No more auditions; we're finally to the good part. Yay!!!)
Labels: So You Think You Can Dance
05 June 2009
Quote of the Week
Burn Notice is back -- yay!!!
Sam: I think our only play is to create a distraction over there.
Fiona: How distracting?
Sam: More than a firecracker, less than a neutron bomb.
Sam: I think our only play is to create a distraction over there.
Fiona: How distracting?
Sam: More than a firecracker, less than a neutron bomb.
Labels: Burn Notice
02 June 2009
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I've always liked the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart", but the 80's video makes no sense whatsoever. But now, that has been fixed. Now the lyrics match the video!
Labels: random silliness
