02 April 2014
Quote of the Day: Sam & Cat
From "#MotorcycleMystery" (1.12):
Cat: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Cat: No, I'm not making a knock-knock joke.
Sam: No-I'm-not-making-a-knock-knock-joke who?
Cat: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Cat: No, I'm not making a knock-knock joke.
Sam: No-I'm-not-making-a-knock-knock-joke who?
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17 March 2014
Quote of the Day: Sam & Cat
From "#FresnoGirl" (1.29):
[Sam and Cat made a deal with one of the kids they babysit that if she got a good grade on her math test, they would buy her a present. After coming home from the store, Cat makes a discovery...]
Cat: Um, Kim? What is this?
Sam: [takes the paper from Cat] This is your math test!
Kim: Uhh... yeah?
Sam: This says you got a 67.
Cat: No, we saw her test. She got a 92.
Sam: Kim?
Kim: Ok, that's my real test. I scanned it, and then I used photodoc to change the 67 to a 92. And then I
showed you guys the fake test.
Cat: [shocked] Kim!
Sam: I'm really disappointed in you [Kim]. When you pull a scam, you always destroy the original evidence so you don't get caught!
[Sam and Cat made a deal with one of the kids they babysit that if she got a good grade on her math test, they would buy her a present. After coming home from the store, Cat makes a discovery...]
Cat: Um, Kim? What is this?
Sam: [takes the paper from Cat] This is your math test!
Kim: Uhh... yeah?
Sam: This says you got a 67.
Cat: No, we saw her test. She got a 92.
Sam: Kim?
Kim: Ok, that's my real test. I scanned it, and then I used photodoc to change the 67 to a 92. And then I
showed you guys the fake test.
Cat: [shocked] Kim!
Sam: I'm really disappointed in you [Kim]. When you pull a scam, you always destroy the original evidence so you don't get caught!
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15 March 2014
Quote of the Day; Sam & Cat
From "#SalmonCat" (1.17):
Marty: My name is Martin Malloy. I'm a lawyer.
Sam: Is this about my mom? Is she in jail? Did she go to church naked again?
Marty: I don't know your mother.
Sam: [wistfully] Must be nice...
Marty: My name is Martin Malloy. I'm a lawyer.
Sam: Is this about my mom? Is she in jail? Did she go to church naked again?
Marty: I don't know your mother.
Sam: [wistfully] Must be nice...
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03 December 2013
Quote of the Day: Sam & Cat
From "#Twinfection" (1.18), Sam has asked her twin sister Melanie to help her prank her roommate:
Melanie: Why did I have to come here?
Sam: Because I need to mess with my roommate's head.
Melanie: Okay, so I'm supposed [to pretend] to be you?
Sam: No, you're going to be evil, insane, wild, and dangerous.
Melanie: ... So, you.
Melanie: Why did I have to come here?
Sam: Because I need to mess with my roommate's head.
Melanie: Okay, so I'm supposed [to pretend] to be you?
Sam: No, you're going to be evil, insane, wild, and dangerous.
Melanie: ... So, you.
Labels: Sam & Cat
31 October 2013
Aw Geez....
20 August 2013
Quote of the Day: Sam & Cat
From "#TextingCompetition" (1.5):
Cat: There's something about that lady I don't like.
Sam: Is it that she's the worst person ever?
Cat: That's it.
Cat: There's something about that lady I don't like.
Sam: Is it that she's the worst person ever?
Cat: That's it.
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07 August 2013
Quote of the Day: Sam & Cat
From "#BabysitterWar" (1.06):
[Sam and Cat decide to let the kids they babysit pick who they think is the better babysitter, and...]
Sam: So, favorite babysitter gets the big bedroom?
Cat: Yep -- it's on, Puckell.
Sam: My last name is Puckett.
Cat: I thought it was Puckell.
Sam: No.
Cat: But I've been saying Puckell for weeks now!
Sam: And I keep telling you it's Puckett.
Cat: Why do I keep thinking it's Puckell?
Sam: No one knows.
Cat: Weird...
[Sam and Cat decide to let the kids they babysit pick who they think is the better babysitter, and...]
Sam: So, favorite babysitter gets the big bedroom?
Cat: Yep -- it's on, Puckell.
Sam: My last name is Puckett.
Cat: I thought it was Puckell.
Sam: No.
Cat: But I've been saying Puckell for weeks now!
Sam: And I keep telling you it's Puckett.
Cat: Why do I keep thinking it's Puckell?
Sam: No one knows.
Cat: Weird...
Labels: Sam & Cat
04 August 2013
Quote of the Day: Sam & Cat
From "#pilot" (1.01):
[Cat is worried about living alone now that her grandmother (Nona) is moving to a retirement home.]
Cat: Who's gonna make me soup?
Nona: You can learn.
Cat: I can?
Nona: Sure, you just open the can, pour it into a bowl and put it in the microwave.
Cat: Wait!! Slow down...
[Cat is worried about living alone now that her grandmother (Nona) is moving to a retirement home.]
Cat: Who's gonna make me soup?
Nona: You can learn.
Cat: I can?
Nona: Sure, you just open the can, pour it into a bowl and put it in the microwave.
Cat: Wait!! Slow down...
Labels: Sam & Cat
15 June 2013
Quote of the Day: Sam & Cat
From "#pilot" (1.01):
food truck worker: Hey, aren't you Sam from iCarly?
Sam: You a cop?
food truck worker: No.
Sam: Yeah, I'm Sam.
food truck worker: Hey, aren't you Sam from iCarly?
Sam: You a cop?
food truck worker: No.
Sam: Yeah, I'm Sam.
Labels: Sam & Cat
