04 February 2015
The Real Estate Code
From Sleepy Hollow 2.15 "Spellcaster":
[Abbie & Ichabod are at an open house.]
real estate agent: I know the bedrooms are a tad cozy.
Abbie: [to Ichabod] “Cozy" is code for too small to live in.
real estate agent: And the backyard is a bit rustic.
Abbie: [to Ichabod] Rustic means you’ll need a landscaper. [to the agent] How are the bathrooms?
real estate agent: They’re in their original condition!
Ichabod: [to Abbie] Older than me.
[Abbie & Ichabod are at an open house.]
real estate agent: I know the bedrooms are a tad cozy.
Abbie: [to Ichabod] “Cozy" is code for too small to live in.
real estate agent: And the backyard is a bit rustic.
Abbie: [to Ichabod] Rustic means you’ll need a landscaper. [to the agent] How are the bathrooms?
real estate agent: They’re in their original condition!
Ichabod: [to Abbie] Older than me.
Labels: Sleepy Hollow
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