23 October 2014
The Cake Is a Lie
From NotAlwaysRight:
(A man calls to check on a cake he’d ordered, but things just go downhill from there.)
Customer: “I’d like to check on the cake I ordered for graduation.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but this is [donut shop]. We don’t make cakes; we only make donuts.”
Customer: “I ordered the cake two weeks ago and I want to know if it will be ready.”
Me: “I can’t help you with that because we don’t make cakes here. We only make donuts.”
Customer: “Is this [donut shop]?”
Me: “Yes, that’s right.”
Customer: “Well, I know that’s where I ordered my cake, and I want to know if it will be ready.”
Me: “I can’t help you with that because you didn’t order a cake here. We don’t make cakes. We only make donuts.”
Customer: “Are you near [chain grocery store]?”
Me: “Yes, there’s one near us.”
Customer: “Then that proves I ordered the cake there because it was right near [chain grocery store].”
Me: “You may have been somewhere near [chain grocery store], but you couldn’t have been here, because we don’t make cakes. We only make donuts. We don’t even have an oven except for a small microwave oven. Everything here is deep-fried, so we have no way to make cakes even if we want to.”
Customer: “Well, where did I order my cake then, if I didn’t order it from you?!”
Me: “I don’t know where you ordered your cake, but I do know that you didn’t order it here, because we don’t make cakes. We only make donuts.”
Customer: “Whatever, you are incompetent! I’m never ordering cakes from you guys ever again!” *click*
(A man calls to check on a cake he’d ordered, but things just go downhill from there.)
Customer: “I’d like to check on the cake I ordered for graduation.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but this is [donut shop]. We don’t make cakes; we only make donuts.”
Customer: “I ordered the cake two weeks ago and I want to know if it will be ready.”
Me: “I can’t help you with that because we don’t make cakes here. We only make donuts.”
Customer: “Is this [donut shop]?”
Me: “Yes, that’s right.”
Customer: “Well, I know that’s where I ordered my cake, and I want to know if it will be ready.”
Me: “I can’t help you with that because you didn’t order a cake here. We don’t make cakes. We only make donuts.”
Customer: “Are you near [chain grocery store]?”
Me: “Yes, there’s one near us.”
Customer: “Then that proves I ordered the cake there because it was right near [chain grocery store].”
Me: “You may have been somewhere near [chain grocery store], but you couldn’t have been here, because we don’t make cakes. We only make donuts. We don’t even have an oven except for a small microwave oven. Everything here is deep-fried, so we have no way to make cakes even if we want to.”
Customer: “Well, where did I order my cake then, if I didn’t order it from you?!”
Me: “I don’t know where you ordered your cake, but I do know that you didn’t order it here, because we don’t make cakes. We only make donuts.”
Customer: “Whatever, you are incompetent! I’m never ordering cakes from you guys ever again!” *click*
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# posted by mamurd @ 9:02 PM 
