08 June 2014
Quote of the Day: True Blood
From "Strange Love" (1.01):
Tara: Welcome to Super Save-a-Bunch.
Customer: Hi, I'm looking for that thick translucent plastic sheeting. The kind that they hang in front of the doors of walk-in refrigerators.
Tara: Uh... We don't sell that here. You can try at Home Depot.
Customer: I tried them already; they sent me here.
Tara: Ahhh....
Customer: Now, I cannot believe you don't have that here. Oh, I don't even know what it's called!
Tara: Sorry.
Customer: But you're supposed to have everything!
Tara: Well, we don't have that stuff. That you don't even know what it's called.
Customer: Your website says that this is the most well-stocked store in five parishes! I just drove over an hour from Marthaville --
Tara: Uh-huh. Does our website have a phone number?
Customer: Well, I suppose it does --
Tara: So it never occurred to you -- before you drove an hour -- to pick up a phone and call us to see if we stocked whatever-the-hell-it-is you're looking for?
Tara: Welcome to Super Save-a-Bunch.
Customer: Hi, I'm looking for that thick translucent plastic sheeting. The kind that they hang in front of the doors of walk-in refrigerators.
Tara: Uh... We don't sell that here. You can try at Home Depot.
Customer: I tried them already; they sent me here.
Tara: Ahhh....
Customer: Now, I cannot believe you don't have that here. Oh, I don't even know what it's called!
Tara: Sorry.
Customer: But you're supposed to have everything!
Tara: Well, we don't have that stuff. That you don't even know what it's called.
Customer: Your website says that this is the most well-stocked store in five parishes! I just drove over an hour from Marthaville --
Tara: Uh-huh. Does our website have a phone number?
Customer: Well, I suppose it does --
Tara: So it never occurred to you -- before you drove an hour -- to pick up a phone and call us to see if we stocked whatever-the-hell-it-is you're looking for?
Labels: True Blood
# posted by mamurd @ 10:00 PM 
