06 May 2014

 

Quote of the Day: Not Always Working

Seen here:


[A family is having a meal at a fast food restaurant.]


Kid: “This chocolate turnover would taste better if it was warm.”

Stepfather: “Ask them to heat it up. The worst they can say is no.”

[The kid asks the nearest employee if they can heat up the turnover.]

Employee #1: “Sure!”

[As promised, Employee #1 puts the turnover in the microwave. However, he soon returns without the turnover.]

Employee #1: “I...um...your turnover caught on fire.”

Kid: “What?”

[Overhearing this, another employee speaks up.]

Employee #2: *to Employee #1* “Did you put it on our wrapping paper?”

Employee #1: “Yes.”

Employee #2: “The wrapping paper with ALUMINUM FOIL on it?”

Employee #1: “Yes...”

[To this day, the family’s new saying is “The worst that can happen is that your turnover will catch on fire!”]

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