30 April 2014

 

Quote of the Day: Tumblr

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Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

Australians: I drove for nine hours, now I'm nine hours away from home, no one is here, the streets are empty, how did this happen, where has civilisation gone, I am alone in the universe, oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

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