16 April 2014
Quote of the Day: Not Always Right
Seen here:
Insurance Agent: “Hi, this is [name]from [insurance company]. I’m calling because your policy cancelled for non-payment of premium.”
Client: “Again?! This happens every month! It’s not my fault though. Can you tell them it’s not my fault?”
Insurance Agent: “I’m sorry?”
Client: “See, each time my payment has been due, I’ve been in jail. My probation officer is an a**. Every time I do something illegal he throws me in jail. Every single time!”
Insurance Agent: “I can set you up on automatic withdrawal from your bank just in case.”
Client: “No, I rarely have money. How can I avoid this happening again in the future?”
Insurance Agent: “Pay your bill on time?”
Client: “But, what about the jail thing?”
Insurance Agent: “Um... stop breaking the law?”
Insurance Agent: “Hi, this is [name]from [insurance company]. I’m calling because your policy cancelled for non-payment of premium.”
Client: “Again?! This happens every month! It’s not my fault though. Can you tell them it’s not my fault?”
Insurance Agent: “I’m sorry?”
Client: “See, each time my payment has been due, I’ve been in jail. My probation officer is an a**. Every time I do something illegal he throws me in jail. Every single time!”
Insurance Agent: “I can set you up on automatic withdrawal from your bank just in case.”
Client: “No, I rarely have money. How can I avoid this happening again in the future?”
Insurance Agent: “Pay your bill on time?”
Client: “But, what about the jail thing?”
Insurance Agent: “Um... stop breaking the law?”
Labels: Not Always...
# posted by mamurd @ 9:29 PM 
