11 April 2014
Quote of the Day: Not Always Right
A worker is using their employee discount to buy something from the store he works at:
Manager: “Alright kiddo, that’ll be $5.59.”
[The worker pays for his item. The next customer in line happens to be purchasing the same item.]
Manager: “That’ll be $22.39, please.”
Customer: “What!? That guy only paid five bucks for his! Why do I have to pay over $20?”
Manager: “Sir, he works here. He gets an employee discount.”
Customer: “Well, I’m not paying this price! I want to pay what he paid! This is a complete rip-off!”
Manager: “Alright, when can you start?”
Customer: “What?”
Manager: “The discount is for employees only. When can you start? I think I can arrange an interview for you next week.”
Customer: “Why the h*** would I want to work here? I already have a well-paying job! I don’t want to deal with any stupid customers!”
Manager: “And that’s why he gets a discount, and you don’t!”
Manager: “Alright kiddo, that’ll be $5.59.”
[The worker pays for his item. The next customer in line happens to be purchasing the same item.]
Manager: “That’ll be $22.39, please.”
Customer: “What!? That guy only paid five bucks for his! Why do I have to pay over $20?”
Manager: “Sir, he works here. He gets an employee discount.”
Customer: “Well, I’m not paying this price! I want to pay what he paid! This is a complete rip-off!”
Manager: “Alright, when can you start?”
Customer: “What?”
Manager: “The discount is for employees only. When can you start? I think I can arrange an interview for you next week.”
Customer: “Why the h*** would I want to work here? I already have a well-paying job! I don’t want to deal with any stupid customers!”
Manager: “And that’s why he gets a discount, and you don’t!”
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# posted by mamurd @ 9:51 PM 
