27 March 2014
Quote of the Day: Welcome to NightVale
From episode 8, "The Lights in Radon Canyon":
"And now, a word from our sponsor: Step into your nearest Subway restaurant today and try their new six-inch mashed potato sub. Top it with a delicious assortment of fresh vegetables, like french fries and Nutella. They'll even toast or poach it for you. There are several Subway locations in Night Vale, all easily accessible through witchcraft and chanting. And between now and November 30th, buy nine reverse colonics and get a free forty ounce soda or freshly baked tobacco cookie. Subway: devour your own empty heart."
"And now, a word from our sponsor: Step into your nearest Subway restaurant today and try their new six-inch mashed potato sub. Top it with a delicious assortment of fresh vegetables, like french fries and Nutella. They'll even toast or poach it for you. There are several Subway locations in Night Vale, all easily accessible through witchcraft and chanting. And between now and November 30th, buy nine reverse colonics and get a free forty ounce soda or freshly baked tobacco cookie. Subway: devour your own empty heart."
Labels: Welcome to Night Vale