26 March 2014
Quote of the Day: Not Always Right
From a hospital:
[The nurse returns to the patient after the hospital receives a call from his worried wife.]
Nurse: “Okay. So, we got your wife on the phone—”
Patient: “Which one?”
Nurse: “Which one what?”
Patient: “Which wife. I have two at the moment. She didn’t say her name?”
Nurse: “... No. She just said she was your wife.”
Patient: “D***.”
Nurse: “... Well, at least one of your wives is worried about you, sir.”
[The nurse returns to the patient after the hospital receives a call from his worried wife.]
Nurse: “Okay. So, we got your wife on the phone—”
Patient: “Which one?”
Nurse: “Which one what?”
Patient: “Which wife. I have two at the moment. She didn’t say her name?”
Nurse: “... No. She just said she was your wife.”
Patient: “D***.”
Nurse: “... Well, at least one of your wives is worried about you, sir.”
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# posted by mamurd @ 10:49 PM 
