28 February 2014
Quote of the Day: Not Always Right
This story takes place during the night shirt at a gas station in Wisconsin:
[Note from the clerk: "We regularly get the bar crowd in trying to buy beer after the bars close. Due to a city ordinance, we can’t sell it after midnight."]
Drunk Customer: “Where is all your beer?”
clerk: “I’m sorry, sir; we can’t sell beer after midnight.”
Drunk Customer: “Well, where can I get beer?”
clerk: [jokingly] “I think the bars are still open in New York City!”
Drunk Customer: “Cool, how do I get there?”
clerk: “It’s over one thousand miles away.”
Drunk Customer: “No, which direction is it from here?”
coworker: “That way.” [points east]
Drunk Customer: “Cool. Well, thanks.”
[He stumbles out towards his car. The clerk turns to their coworker.]
clerk: “You’d better call the police.”
coworker: “Already on it.”
[Note from the clerk: "We regularly get the bar crowd in trying to buy beer after the bars close. Due to a city ordinance, we can’t sell it after midnight."]
Drunk Customer: “Where is all your beer?”
clerk: “I’m sorry, sir; we can’t sell beer after midnight.”
Drunk Customer: “Well, where can I get beer?”
clerk: [jokingly] “I think the bars are still open in New York City!”
Drunk Customer: “Cool, how do I get there?”
clerk: “It’s over one thousand miles away.”
Drunk Customer: “No, which direction is it from here?”
coworker: “That way.” [points east]
Drunk Customer: “Cool. Well, thanks.”
[He stumbles out towards his car. The clerk turns to their coworker.]
clerk: “You’d better call the police.”
coworker: “Already on it.”
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# posted by mamurd @ 9:26 PM 
