Catching Ducks

This is my second Christmas away from the world of retail, and wow I do NOT miss it. Today's quote is a version of a conversation I had with many, many customers. (And it's not just a "guy" thing, either.):


customer: Do you have any suggestions for a Christmas gift?

Marla: Sure, who is it for?

customer: Sheila. The love of my life. My everything. My soulmate.

Marla: Okay. What kind of interests does Sheila have?

customer: I don't know. Regular girl stuff, I guess.

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