Catching Ducks

The Harry Potter books, from the perspective of his classmates:


"The Year Harry Potter and His Dumb Friends Broke All the Rules and Dumbledore Gave Them a Bunch of House Points for It"

"The Year Harry Potter Mysteriously Started Talking to Snakes and Then Suddenly a Giant Effing Snake Started Trying To Kill All the Muggleborns"

"The Year a Murderer Broke Into the Castle To Kill Harry Potter and We Had To Sleep on the Floor While Soul-Sucking Monsters Floated Around"

"The Year Harry Potter Showed Up Holding the Corpse of a Fellow Student and They Gave Him a Bunch of Money"

"The Year Dumbledore Vouched for Harry Potter's Stupid Illegal Club and We Got Stuck with Umbridge During the Most Important Test of Our Short Lives"

"The Year Harry Potter Was Found with Another Freaking Dead Body and All of a Sudden We Woke Up and Had To Fight in Our Pajamas"

"The Year Harry Potter Wasn't Even Here and We Still Had to Have Another Middle-of-the-Night Battle Against the Dark Lord Who of Course Came To Kill Harry Potter"

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