16 November 2012
Quote of the Day: Red Dwarf
From "Better Than Life" (2.2):
[Rimmer cooked dinner. The rest of the crew was not impressed.]
Lister: Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings, when they are properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings should not bounce!
Rimmer: True, but after the way I thought they were going to turn out, they were quite superb!
Lister: So how's the Cat?
Rimmer: Oh, he's just sleeping off the stomach pump. He'll be alright. The lamb was a bit of a flop though.
Lister: The lamb!? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese! And that lemon meringue pie, man, what was in that?
Rimmer: I thought you liked that? You bought some back.
Lister: Yeah... I wanted to try some out on my athlete's foot!
[Rimmer cooked dinner. The rest of the crew was not impressed.]
Lister: Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings, when they are properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings should not bounce!
Rimmer: True, but after the way I thought they were going to turn out, they were quite superb!
Lister: So how's the Cat?
Rimmer: Oh, he's just sleeping off the stomach pump. He'll be alright. The lamb was a bit of a flop though.
Lister: The lamb!? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese! And that lemon meringue pie, man, what was in that?
Rimmer: I thought you liked that? You bought some back.
Lister: Yeah... I wanted to try some out on my athlete's foot!
Labels: Red Dwarf
# posted by mamurd @ 10:08 PM 
