13 August 2012
Quote of the Day: Red Dwarf
From "Justice" (4.3):
[Lister takes the witness stand.]
Kryten: Name?
Lister: Dave Lister.
Kryten: Occupation?
Lister: [pause] Bum.
Kryten: Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?
Cat: Take the Fifth!
Kryten: Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
Kryten: And who would you say feels most fondly for him?
Lister: Well, I do.
[Lister takes the witness stand.]
Kryten: Name?
Lister: Dave Lister.
Kryten: Occupation?
Lister: [pause] Bum.
Kryten: Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?
Cat: Take the Fifth!
Kryten: Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
Kryten: And who would you say feels most fondly for him?
Lister: Well, I do.
Labels: Red Dwarf
# posted by mamurd @ 11:33 PM 
