09 June 2012
Quote of the Day: Red Dwarf
From "Waiting for God" (1.4):
Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Lister: Uh-Uh.
Toaster: Some nice, hot, crisp, brown, buttered toast?
Lister: Uh-Uh.
Toaster: You don't want any toast, then?
Lister: No.
Toaster: What about a muffin?
Lister: Nothing!
Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? Eighteen days ago. 11:36, Tuesday the 3rd. Two rounds.
Lister: Ssshhh!
Toaster: I mean, what's the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast?
Lister: I do like toast!
Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Lister: Look, I'm busy!
Toaster: Oh, you're not busy eating toast, are you?
Lister: I don't want any!!
Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Lister: Good.
Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Lister: Will you shut up?!
Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Lister: Uh-Uh.
Toaster: Some nice, hot, crisp, brown, buttered toast?
Lister: Uh-Uh.
Toaster: You don't want any toast, then?
Lister: No.
Toaster: What about a muffin?
Lister: Nothing!
Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? Eighteen days ago. 11:36, Tuesday the 3rd. Two rounds.
Lister: Ssshhh!
Toaster: I mean, what's the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast?
Lister: I do like toast!
Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Lister: Look, I'm busy!
Toaster: Oh, you're not busy eating toast, are you?
Lister: I don't want any!!
Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Lister: Good.
Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Lister: Will you shut up?!
Labels: Red Dwarf
# posted by mamurd @ 10:16 PM 
