01 May 2012
Quote of the Day: Dead Like Me
From "Send in the Clown" (2.01):
[Mason, George, and Rube are all grim reapers.]
Mason: Nah, five deaths is not a disaster.
George: How many deaths is a disaster?
Mason: More than five. Five's bullshit.
George: How many?
Mason: 16 to 20: disaster. 21 and up: catastrophe. 8 to 15 is a calamity.
Rube: 7 and under?
Mason: That's a cryin' shame.
[Mason, George, and Rube are all grim reapers.]
Mason: Nah, five deaths is not a disaster.
George: How many deaths is a disaster?
Mason: More than five. Five's bullshit.
George: How many?
Mason: 16 to 20: disaster. 21 and up: catastrophe. 8 to 15 is a calamity.
Rube: 7 and under?
Mason: That's a cryin' shame.
Labels: Dead Like Me
# posted by mamurd @ 8:53 PM 
