23 December 2011
Quote of the Day: Modern Family
From "Undeck the Halls" (1.10):
Gloria: Look, every country has their own traditions. In our culture, for example, the baby Jesus is the one that brings the gifts, not the Santa Claus.
Jay: But that doesn't make sense. How could a newborn baby carry all those presents? They don't even know where their hands are.
Manny: At least a baby can fit through a chimney!
Jay: How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish it.
Gloria: Look, every country has their own traditions. In our culture, for example, the baby Jesus is the one that brings the gifts, not the Santa Claus.
Jay: But that doesn't make sense. How could a newborn baby carry all those presents? They don't even know where their hands are.
Manny: At least a baby can fit through a chimney!
Jay: How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish it.
Labels: holidays, Modern Family
# posted by mamurd @ 9:52 PM 
