10 June 2010

 

Quote of the Day: Red Dwarf

From "The End" (episode 1.1):



Rimmer:
[discussing his last exam] Lister, last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.

Lister:
You what? You went in there, wrote "I AM A FISH" four hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted!

Rimmer: That's a total lie.

Lister: No, it's not. Peterson told me.

Rimmer:
"No, it's not. Peterson told me." Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too... radical, too unconventional, too mold-breaking for the examiners to accept.

Lister:
Yeah. You said you were a fish!

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