Catching Ducks

Tomorrow is the season finale of Glee. It's a very uneven show, but I still like it. This quote is from "Sectionals" (episode 1.13):


Will: [angrily] Sue! What kind of teacher are you?

Sue: Oh, hey, buddy. I just came by to feed my venus flytrap!

Will: You leaked the set list, and you are not going to get away with it!

Sue: That is a libelous accusation, and I insist you retract it immediately! You have no proof.

Will: No proof? You are the only person who had the list!

Sue: But other than that, you have no proof.

[later]

Principal Figgins: Sue, the directors -- both from the Jane Addams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf -- have informed me that you gave them the New Directions' set list.

Sue: You have no proof.

Principal Figgins: The set lists were on [the cheerleaders'] letterhead.

Sue: I didn't do it.

Principal Figgins: They say, "From the desk of Sue Sylvester."

Sue: Circumstantial evidence.

Principal Figgins: They're written in your handwriting!

Sue: Forgeries.

Principal Figgins: Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!

Sue: Well, you've clearly made up your mind not to be impartial in this case.

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