31 January 2009
Quote(s) of the Week
Whoops! Got behind again.
How about some Red vs Blue?
Church: Caboose, what did I tell you about that armor when we had to pick new suits?
Caboose: You told me to upgrade.
Church: That's not an upgrade! This is Mark VI armor, that's Mark V. This is an upgrade.
Caboose: In a top ten list, five is better than six!
Church: We're not a top ten list!
Wash: How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?
Church: We don't; that's part of our charm. Quit fucking it up.
And....
Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No, ironic would be [if] instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic if everything was made of iron.
How about some Red vs Blue?
Church: Caboose, what did I tell you about that armor when we had to pick new suits?
Caboose: You told me to upgrade.
Church: That's not an upgrade! This is Mark VI armor, that's Mark V. This is an upgrade.
Caboose: In a top ten list, five is better than six!
Church: We're not a top ten list!
Wash: How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?
Church: We don't; that's part of our charm. Quit fucking it up.
And....
Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No, ironic would be [if] instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic if everything was made of iron.
Labels: Red vs. Blue
# posted by mamurd @ 7:40 PM 
