16 October 2008
Quote(s) of the Week
Yikes! I'm behind again!!
18 September
From Dilbert by Scott Adams...
Dogbert: I decided to become a business manager for celebrities.
Dilbert: Why?
Dogbert: Because banks have locks.
25 September
M. Giant's first recap of The Amazing Race...
"So let's meet the racers, shall we? I'd like to tell you that I've researched them all in advance, or that I deliberately refrained from same as a way to preserve the purity of my viewing experience, but it's a little early to be turning my new digs here into a house of lies. I just never got around to it, is all."
02 October
Daniel's recap of Lost...
"'Why do you want to get down there so bad?' asks Kate, and Locke actually has the nerve to correct her grammar with a 'badly'. You know she's killed people, Locke. I'm just saying."
09 October
From Darby Conley's Get Fuzzy...
Bucky: So by this point, I'm just tryin' to provoke him, so I said, "Well, someone of your ilk would screw that up, wouldn't they?
Satchel: Wait....someone has milk?
Bucky: What? No, ilk. Ilk! Someone of that ilk.
Satchel: Elk? You talked to an elk?
Bucky: No, ilk, man! There is no elk! I gotta stop hanging out with dogs. Ok.... So now anyhow.... Uh... What was I talking about? Elk? No....
Satchel: I have no idea.
Bucky: I.... I was mad, right?
Satchel: Yeah. Yeah, that sounds right.
16 October
Lastly, a grammar lesson from the Fug Girls...
"Natalie Bassingthwaighte here is the host of So You Think You Can Dance Australia, which I really wish was punctuated differently. Say, So You Think You Can Dance: Australia, or So You think You can Dance, Australia? This way, it seems like "Australia" IS the kind of dance you apparently think you can do, like the polka or the hokey-pokey.
18 September
From Dilbert by Scott Adams...
Dogbert: I decided to become a business manager for celebrities.
Dilbert: Why?
Dogbert: Because banks have locks.
25 September
M. Giant's first recap of The Amazing Race...
"So let's meet the racers, shall we? I'd like to tell you that I've researched them all in advance, or that I deliberately refrained from same as a way to preserve the purity of my viewing experience, but it's a little early to be turning my new digs here into a house of lies. I just never got around to it, is all."
02 October
Daniel's recap of Lost...
"'Why do you want to get down there so bad?' asks Kate, and Locke actually has the nerve to correct her grammar with a 'badly'. You know she's killed people, Locke. I'm just saying."
09 October
From Darby Conley's Get Fuzzy...
Bucky: So by this point, I'm just tryin' to provoke him, so I said, "Well, someone of your ilk would screw that up, wouldn't they?
Satchel: Wait....someone has milk?
Bucky: What? No, ilk. Ilk! Someone of that ilk.
Satchel: Elk? You talked to an elk?
Bucky: No, ilk, man! There is no elk! I gotta stop hanging out with dogs. Ok.... So now anyhow.... Uh... What was I talking about? Elk? No....
Satchel: I have no idea.
Bucky: I.... I was mad, right?
Satchel: Yeah. Yeah, that sounds right.
16 October
Lastly, a grammar lesson from the Fug Girls...
"Natalie Bassingthwaighte here is the host of So You Think You Can Dance Australia, which I really wish was punctuated differently. Say, So You Think You Can Dance: Australia, or So You think You can Dance, Australia? This way, it seems like "Australia" IS the kind of dance you apparently think you can do, like the polka or the hokey-pokey.
Labels: Dilbert, Get Fuzzy, grammar, Lost, The Amazing Race
# posted by mamurd @ 4:09 PM 
