31 October 2008
Quote of the Week
From Dilbert by Scott Adams...
telemarketer: Hello. May I interest you in long-distance phone service?
PHB: How long is it?
telemarketer: Ummm... It's extremely long.
PHB: I need to know exactly how long it is! If it's too short I'll have to shout the last mile. I hate that.
telemarketer: Okay... It's fifty miles long.
PHB: No, thanks. I don't know anyone fifty miles away.
telemarketer: Hello. May I interest you in long-distance phone service?
PHB: How long is it?
telemarketer: Ummm... It's extremely long.
PHB: I need to know exactly how long it is! If it's too short I'll have to shout the last mile. I hate that.
telemarketer: Okay... It's fifty miles long.
PHB: No, thanks. I don't know anyone fifty miles away.
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