03 December 2007
Quote of the Week
From Dilbert, but Scott Adams:
Catbert [the evil H.R. director]: Wally, our auditors found 40 gigabits of bikini pictures on your PC. That is grounds for dismissal. How do you plead?
Wally: Innocent. Technically, they didn't find any pictures. What they found were zeroes and ones resting harmlessly on magnetic media. It was the auditors themselves who activated those harmless bits to form pictures on the screen. I demand that those godless auditors be fired! And, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like my zeroes and ones back.
Catbert [the evil H.R. director]: Wally, our auditors found 40 gigabits of bikini pictures on your PC. That is grounds for dismissal. How do you plead?
Wally: Innocent. Technically, they didn't find any pictures. What they found were zeroes and ones resting harmlessly on magnetic media. It was the auditors themselves who activated those harmless bits to form pictures on the screen. I demand that those godless auditors be fired! And, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like my zeroes and ones back.
Labels: Dilbert
# posted by mamurd @ 11:03 PM 
