11 January 2007
Quote of the Week
Carlos Mencia on holidays:
I understand Christmas. Three wise men show up with a gift; I love you. Symbolism. I love you; here's a gift. Symbolism. I get that.
How did the egg thing happen? Did somebody walk up to somebody else and go, "Hey did you hear? Jesus rose from the dead."
"[gasp] Hide the eggs! HIDE THE EGGS! We gotta trick Jesus. Paint the eggs pink and purple; put them in the park. Trick Jesus! Tell everybody to spread the word: From now on, eggs come from rabbits."
"Why?"
"So he doesn't take the chickens, too!"
I understand Christmas. Three wise men show up with a gift; I love you. Symbolism. I love you; here's a gift. Symbolism. I get that.
How did the egg thing happen? Did somebody walk up to somebody else and go, "Hey did you hear? Jesus rose from the dead."
"[gasp] Hide the eggs! HIDE THE EGGS! We gotta trick Jesus. Paint the eggs pink and purple; put them in the park. Trick Jesus! Tell everybody to spread the word: From now on, eggs come from rabbits."
"Why?"
"So he doesn't take the chickens, too!"
Labels: holidays
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