28 December 2006

 

Quote of the Week

From Red vs. Blue:


Sarge: What happened here?

Simmons: Sir! You got shot in the head, so we gave you CPR and saved you, sir!

Sarge: I always believed in you, Simmons.

Simmons: Uh... Actually, it's Grif you should thank, sir. He did all the work.

Sarge: Grif?

Simmons: Yes, sir.

Sarge: Grif, why in hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head? That doesn't make a lick of sense!

Grif: [sigh] You're welcome, sir.

Sarge: I mean, it's all so damned inconsistent! What would you do if they stabbed me in the toe -- rub my neck with aloe vera?

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