Catching Ducks

In honor of Red vs. Blue's fifth season, a quote from the 80th episode:



[Church calls Vic]

Vic: Hey dude!

Church: Vic! Hey, it's Church.

Vic: This is Vic at 555-VICK. I'm not here right now so leave your lowdown at the ding dong.

[beep]

Church: Hey Vic, this is Church. I need to--

voice mail: [woman's voice] You have reached the voicemail system.

Church: [sighs] Ok, ok, c'mon...

voice mail: To leave a message, just wait for the tone.

Church: I know how to leave a goddamn message!

voice mail: When you are finished recording, just hang up. Or press pound for more options.

Church: Really? Hang up? No shit. I was just going to keep talking until he decided to check his voicemail.

voice mail: For delivery options, press 5.

Church: Just give me the damn beep!!

voice mail: To leave a call back number, press 8. To page this person, press 6.

Church: COME ON!

voice mail: To repeat this message, press 9.

Church: I will fucking stab you, computer phone lady!

voice mail: To mark this message as "urgent", press 11.

Church: There is no 11, you fucking whore!!

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