Catching Ducks

From episode 1.22:


Brian: [I'm] too old.

Lindsay: Oh, so you're thirty, I know. It's so dramatic, but it is something we all go through -- if you're lucky enough to live that long -- but to carry on like it's the end of your life?

Brian: It is.

Lindsay: It's the begining! A whole new way of thinking about yourself, feeling a whole new sense of accomplishment.

Brian: That's from the 'La Jeunesse' anti-aging commercial; I wrote that fucking copy!

Lindsay: Oh...

Labels: queer as folk

From episode 3.03:


Brian: Just give me one valid reason why any queer in his right mind would want to bring a kid into this world?

Michael: Umm...

Brian: You can't think of one, can you?

Michael: Wait a minute! Hold on. [Michael thinks for a moment.] To piss off straight people.

Labels: queer as folk

From episode 4.11:


[Michael's foster-son Hunter comes into Michael's store.]

Michael: Well, look who it is! Come to shoot the breeze, a heart-to-heart, spend a little quality time with your dashing young dad?

Hunter: I need twenty bucks.

Michael: I knew it. What do you want it for?

Hunter: My upwardly mobile lifestyle; being a teenager's expensive.

Michael: Well, you should have thought of that before becoming one.

Labels: queer as folk

From episode 2.20:


[Michael brings his new boyfriend, Ben, to dinner at his mom's house.]

Michael: Ma, would you stop overfeeding him?

Debbie: He's one of the family now!

Ben: Yeah, I'm one of the family now!

Michael: My sincere condolences.

Labels: queer as folk