21 November 2012
Quote of they day: My Name Is Earl
From "Our 'Cops' is on" (2.07):
[Early drives up in a police car.]
Joy: Earl! What the hell are you doing?
Earl: You said you wanted a date night, didn't you? Well, your chariot awaits.
Joy: You stole me a police car?
Earl: Yep. There's a hostage in the back, too. If you say something scary, he'll show you pictures of his kids. They're cute.
[Early drives up in a police car.]
Joy: Earl! What the hell are you doing?
Earl: You said you wanted a date night, didn't you? Well, your chariot awaits.
Joy: You stole me a police car?
Earl: Yep. There's a hostage in the back, too. If you say something scary, he'll show you pictures of his kids. They're cute.
Labels: My Name Is Earl
04 November 2011
Quote of the Day: My Name Is Earl
From "Two Balls, Two Strikes" (2.20):
Little Chubby: Maybe if someone had kicked my dad in the nuts years ago, he wouldn't have been such a mean guy and my mom wouldn't have hit the highway.
Earl: Wow, that must've been tough, seeing your mom leave.
Little Chubby: Oh, she didn't leave. My dad threw her out of a moving car. Still, it was tough to watch.
Little Chubby: Maybe if someone had kicked my dad in the nuts years ago, he wouldn't have been such a mean guy and my mom wouldn't have hit the highway.
Earl: Wow, that must've been tough, seeing your mom leave.
Little Chubby: Oh, she didn't leave. My dad threw her out of a moving car. Still, it was tough to watch.
Labels: My Name Is Earl
12 October 2011
Quote of the Day: My Name Is Earl
From "Very Bad Things" (2.01):
Joy: What the hell are you doing?
Darnell: Throwing you a surprise party.
Joy: My birthday's not till next week!
Darnell: That's the surprise.
Joy: What the hell are you doing?
Darnell: Throwing you a surprise party.
Joy: My birthday's not till next week!
Darnell: That's the surprise.
Labels: My Name Is Earl
04 October 2011
Quote of the Day: My Name Is Earl
From "BB" (1.23):
Randy: He threw my favorite food at me, Earl. What was I supposed to do?
Earl: Randy, baloney isn’t your favorite food, animal crackers are.
Randy: No, they’re my favorite food shaped like an animal. Do you even listen to me when we talk at night?
Randy: He threw my favorite food at me, Earl. What was I supposed to do?
Earl: Randy, baloney isn’t your favorite food, animal crackers are.
Randy: No, they’re my favorite food shaped like an animal. Do you even listen to me when we talk at night?
Labels: My Name Is Earl
20 January 2007
Quote of the Week
From My Name Is Earl:
No, I don’t think shows should do more meta jokes that cater to the online bloggers and I’m sure everyone at Television Without Pity Dot Com agrees with me.
[Best. Shoutout. Ever.]
No, I don’t think shows should do more meta jokes that cater to the online bloggers and I’m sure everyone at Television Without Pity Dot Com agrees with me.
[Best. Shoutout. Ever.]
Labels: My Name Is Earl
