01 February 2014
Quote(s) of the Day: Field Gulls
Some fun Field Gulls articles in honor of tomorrow's big game:
The Seahawks I doubted: A look back at the players on offense that I weren't sure could ever make it here
"Percy Harvin - I still do. It's not really your fault, it's more like buying a nice car and then quickly having mechanical failures and so you take it to the shop but on your way home some stupid teenager t-bones you. I can't be mad at the car about it.
But this is your opportunity to erase an entire season of doubt. You have the ability to do so, the chance to do so, and a stage to impress the whole world like we know you can. Just watch out for stupid teenagers."
Super Bowl XLVIII: Robo-Russell users manual reloaded
"Dear 12th Man,
Congratulations on your purchase of a Russell Wilson from Harrison-Tammy Cooperation. We are certain that you will be pleased with the results and the performance of your RW-3 as one of the finest and most exciting players in the NFL market today.
We want to get you the best results from your new quarterback and to operate safely. This guide will contain all the information necessary to achieve that goal. Please read carefully."
EXCLUSIVE: Top secret documents suggest Earl Thomas may not be human
"Earl Thomas' seemingly impossible speed, inhuman instincts, and otherworldly intelligence have earned him the moniker 'ET' or "The Alien," and the deep middle of the field that he patrols has been coined "Area 29" because of the inexplicable, almost paranormal defensive events that take place there.
As it turns out, however, there may be more to Earl and Area 29 than just clever nicknames.
A confidential informant has provided Field Gulls with top secret documents that suggest that Seattle's clairvoyant free safety and Defensive Player of the Year candidate may, in fact, not be human."
The Seahawks I doubted: A look back at the players on offense that I weren't sure could ever make it here
"Percy Harvin - I still do. It's not really your fault, it's more like buying a nice car and then quickly having mechanical failures and so you take it to the shop but on your way home some stupid teenager t-bones you. I can't be mad at the car about it.
But this is your opportunity to erase an entire season of doubt. You have the ability to do so, the chance to do so, and a stage to impress the whole world like we know you can. Just watch out for stupid teenagers."
Super Bowl XLVIII: Robo-Russell users manual reloaded
"Dear 12th Man,
Congratulations on your purchase of a Russell Wilson from Harrison-Tammy Cooperation. We are certain that you will be pleased with the results and the performance of your RW-3 as one of the finest and most exciting players in the NFL market today.
We want to get you the best results from your new quarterback and to operate safely. This guide will contain all the information necessary to achieve that goal. Please read carefully."
EXCLUSIVE: Top secret documents suggest Earl Thomas may not be human
"Earl Thomas' seemingly impossible speed, inhuman instincts, and otherworldly intelligence have earned him the moniker 'ET' or "The Alien," and the deep middle of the field that he patrols has been coined "Area 29" because of the inexplicable, almost paranormal defensive events that take place there.
As it turns out, however, there may be more to Earl and Area 29 than just clever nicknames.
A confidential informant has provided Field Gulls with top secret documents that suggest that Seattle's clairvoyant free safety and Defensive Player of the Year candidate may, in fact, not be human."
Labels: Seattle Seahawks
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