02 May 2013
Quote of the Day: Jon Stewart
From The Daily Show of 4/30/13:
"It's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last, they've decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club. One that's already allowed in: adulterers, wife swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists, and slaughterers of man. Those who've abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members, and animals. Yes, at long last, homosexuality is no longer a bar to a profession where you can already get away with: choking your boss, texting your dick to a coworker, and throwing lit firecrackers into crowds of children. Congratulations, gay athletes. [pause] You sure you want to hang around with these f&$%ing people?"
"It's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last, they've decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club. One that's already allowed in: adulterers, wife swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists, and slaughterers of man. Those who've abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members, and animals. Yes, at long last, homosexuality is no longer a bar to a profession where you can already get away with: choking your boss, texting your dick to a coworker, and throwing lit firecrackers into crowds of children. Congratulations, gay athletes. [pause] You sure you want to hang around with these f&$%ing people?"
# posted by mamurd @ 9:54 PM 
