Catching Ducks

From "Mind the Baby" (2.01):


[Crichton and D'Argo are playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors".]

Crichton: Again?

D'Argo: Yeah.

Crichton: One, two, three.

[Crichton does paper; D'Argo does rock.]

D'Argo: Again, I win.

Crichton: No, I win. Paper wraps rocks.

D'Argo: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.

Crichton: It does. Paper beats rock.

D'Argo: Rock rips through paper.

Crichton: D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rocks.

D'Argo: That's unrealistic.

Crichton: Well, it's the rules. And it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.

D'Argo: My coma was more entertaining.

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