17 February 2012
Quote of the Day: Angel
From "The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco" (5.06):
[For those of you who've never seen the show, "Fred" is short for "Winifred".]
Lorne: Hey, professional opinion. Sexy soccer mama or brainy beauty? You're an aging sexpot celebrating a decade of turning twenty-nine. You got two little rugrats who aren't that little, a husband who thinks the extras trailer's a buffet table, and gravity ain't doing you any favors. So "Happy Birthday, sexy mama" or ...Fred! Fred, sweetie, you're sort of like a woman.
Fred: That's not a compliment.
Lorne: Well, more so than El Cid here. I need some insight. You're an aging...
Fred: I heard. Don't mention her birthday; don't send a card. Send a big bunch of flowers just because she's special and perfect and eternally bladiblah.
Lorne: Staring me right in the face. Genius!
Fred: And I'm a lot like a woman.
Lorne: You're all woman. You're every woman. You're Wonder Woman!
Fred: Damn straight.
[For those of you who've never seen the show, "Fred" is short for "Winifred".]
Lorne: Hey, professional opinion. Sexy soccer mama or brainy beauty? You're an aging sexpot celebrating a decade of turning twenty-nine. You got two little rugrats who aren't that little, a husband who thinks the extras trailer's a buffet table, and gravity ain't doing you any favors. So "Happy Birthday, sexy mama" or ...Fred! Fred, sweetie, you're sort of like a woman.
Fred: That's not a compliment.
Lorne: Well, more so than El Cid here. I need some insight. You're an aging...
Fred: I heard. Don't mention her birthday; don't send a card. Send a big bunch of flowers just because she's special and perfect and eternally bladiblah.
Lorne: Staring me right in the face. Genius!
Fred: And I'm a lot like a woman.
Lorne: You're all woman. You're every woman. You're Wonder Woman!
Fred: Damn straight.
Labels: Angel
# posted by mamurd @ 9:29 PM 
