Catching Ducks

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Bucky: What is this made of, rice? As you know, I'm very religious, and my religion forbids me to eat rice.

Rob: You always eat rice cat food.

Bucky: Robert, I'm trying to change my heathen ways. Would you have my soul condemned over rice?

Rob: If you're that into your religion, shouldn't you give your Christmas presents back?

Bucky: No, no, we observe all gift-giving holidays.

Rob: And what is the name of this anti-rice religion?

Bucky: Uh... It's, uh.... Oh my mind just went blank. Oh, you know that pro-tuna religion. ..... I'm a....

Rob: Hypocrite?

Bucky: Yes. Thank you. That sounds right.

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