04 August 2011
Quote of the Day: Dark Angel
From "Haven" (1.15):
[Max and Sketchy are in line for gas.]
Sketchy: It's gonna run out before they get to us.
Max: Will you stop [worrying]?
Sketchy: I really need new shoes, man.
Max: Uh, Sketchy, this line's for gas.
Sketchy: I know. Sky said if I score him a couple gallons of premium, he'd give me a pair of bike tires.
Max: I thought you wanted shoes.
Sketchy: Sky doesn't have shoes. Herbal has shoes.
Max: So you're gonna trade him the tires for the shoes.
Sketchy: Herbal doesn't need tires. He needs a waffle iron for his lady. Original Cindy needs tires.
Max: And Original Cindy has a waffle iron.
Sketchy: No, Normal has a waffle iron. He's gonna swap Original Cindy for some lingerie so she can give it to Herbal for the tires Sky's giving me for the gas, which is how I'm getting my shoes.
Max: Nice. What does Normal want with lingerie?
Sketchy: I'm a businessman. I don't ask questions.
[Max and Sketchy are in line for gas.]
Sketchy: It's gonna run out before they get to us.
Max: Will you stop [worrying]?
Sketchy: I really need new shoes, man.
Max: Uh, Sketchy, this line's for gas.
Sketchy: I know. Sky said if I score him a couple gallons of premium, he'd give me a pair of bike tires.
Max: I thought you wanted shoes.
Sketchy: Sky doesn't have shoes. Herbal has shoes.
Max: So you're gonna trade him the tires for the shoes.
Sketchy: Herbal doesn't need tires. He needs a waffle iron for his lady. Original Cindy needs tires.
Max: And Original Cindy has a waffle iron.
Sketchy: No, Normal has a waffle iron. He's gonna swap Original Cindy for some lingerie so she can give it to Herbal for the tires Sky's giving me for the gas, which is how I'm getting my shoes.
Max: Nice. What does Normal want with lingerie?
Sketchy: I'm a businessman. I don't ask questions.
Labels: Dark Angel
# posted by mamurd @ 10:14 PM 
