Catching Ducks

A defect form, in case it isn't obvious from the name, is a form we fill out at work for defective products. It has spots for the description of the item, the vendor (who we buy it from), the price, what happened to it (was it DOA? a dead demo? did some one break it?), whether or not it was returned by a customer, etc.

This is from a form filled out by my co-worker for a plastic knight whose sword had broken off:

EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS TOY? (Please be precise; this saves a lot of time for [the person] doing defect processing!):

Sword broke off and now Sir Knights-a-lot can't protect Princess Needypants from the evil lava-breathing dragon of doom. Such a tragedy.

Labels: random silliness, work