01 January 2011
Quote of the Day: Bookstore Lore
From Bookstore Lore: The Stupidest Questions Ever Asked in a Bookstore:
Deranged: "Do you have any non-fiction?"
(Yes, it's all over the store.)
Der.: Well I can't seem to find any, you must have sold it all.
(OK)
One hour later, deranged is back: "Do you have any non-fiction?"
(Oh, you're back. What are you looking for?)
Deranged: "Something like Edgar Allen Poe."
Deranged: "Do you have any non-fiction?"
(Yes, it's all over the store.)
Der.: Well I can't seem to find any, you must have sold it all.
(OK)
One hour later, deranged is back: "Do you have any non-fiction?"
(Oh, you're back. What are you looking for?)
Deranged: "Something like Edgar Allen Poe."
# posted by mamurd @ 10:44 PM 
