16 December 2010

 

Quote of the Day: Laurell K. Hamilton

From Burnt Offerings:


Anita: [about her steak] A petite cut.

the waiter: How would you like that prepared?

Anita: Half well-done, half rare.

the waiter: Excuse me, madam?

Anita: It’s an eight-ounce cut, right? Cut it in half, and cook four-ounces of it well-done, and four-ounces of it rare.

the waiter:
I don’t think we can do that.

Anita:
At these prices you should bring the cow out and have a ritual sacrifice at the table. Just do it.

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