Catching Ducks

By Darby Conley, from Scrum Bums:



[Rob catches Bucky sneaking out through the doggy-door.]

Bucky: Oh..... Hi, Rob. I'm just popping next door. I joined Satchel's anti-fur group. I'm going to the meeting.

Rob: I have a feeling that's not the truth.

Bucky: Oh, what is "truth", Robert? I mean, everybody's reality is different. Who, I ask you, can define truth?

Rob: Truth means not making stuff up, Bucky.

Bucky: Oh, well sure, if you're gonna define it that way you might as well just call everything I say a "lie".

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