Catching Ducks

I'm done! One wedding in June, one in August, two in September -- and that's it! No more engagements, okay? I'm pooped!

In summary...


Number of church weddings: 3

Maximum number of attendants: 6

Minimum number of attendants: 1

Average number of attendants: 3.5

Number of toasts: 9

Number of toasts given by women: 2

Number of toasts given by me: 1

Number of times I sat on the bride's side: 3

Number of times I sat on the groom's side: 0

Number of receptions at a different location than the wedding: 2

Number of buffet dinners: 3

Number of receptions with alcohol: 2

Number of times I caught the bouquet: 1

Number of women I had to compete with to catch that bouquet: 0

Number of couples where the bride and groom were the same race: 2

Number of couples where the bride and groom have the same religious beliefs: 4



Finally, my profound realization: The more closely related you are to the bride/groom, the earlier you have to show up.

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