Catching Ducks

It's lovely. It even has the price tags hanging off it.
 

I know! I can't bring myself to cut it off. I don't know why. Maybe it won't be "new" anymore??
 

Ooooohh, nice!
 

So shiny and new. It would look better with some juice or sauce spilled on it, though. And those tags, how tacky. What next, are you going to start staging so you can pretend you live in a store? You'd think in your line of work those tags would be the first thing to go.

But I too know the pleasures of being a consumer and returning home with something shiny and new...my preciousss...