13 April 2005
Customer Rules, part 2
Rule #2: If the sign says "No restroom", it means there's no restroom
We didn't put the sign up just to inconvenience you. We aren't mean. We're not lying. We aren't trying to make you/your child suffer. When the building was built 75 years ago, the architects didn't think to themselves, "On April 10, 2005, at 2:03 pm, Jane Smith is going to have pee and we don't want her to."
That's just how it is! There is NO bathroom! Deal with it. If you're polite I'll tell you where the nearest one is. But that snotty attitude is inappropriate and uncalled for. We're not singling you out. We're not making this up. There is no bathroom. I promise. Now stop your whining and go across the street to the Starbucks.
We didn't put the sign up just to inconvenience you. We aren't mean. We're not lying. We aren't trying to make you/your child suffer. When the building was built 75 years ago, the architects didn't think to themselves, "On April 10, 2005, at 2:03 pm, Jane Smith is going to have pee and we don't want her to."
That's just how it is! There is NO bathroom! Deal with it. If you're polite I'll tell you where the nearest one is. But that snotty attitude is inappropriate and uncalled for. We're not singling you out. We're not making this up. There is no bathroom. I promise. Now stop your whining and go across the street to the Starbucks.
# posted by mamurd @ 9:07 AM 
